Yourself is an Asshole

In CrossFit we have a movement called the Muscle-Up.
It’s sexy. Therefore, it is a desirable achievement.
It involves jumping up and grabbing onto two rings and performing a movement that changes the athletes position from hanging below the rings to supporting himself on top of the rings.
Many people have asked me to help them get muscle-ups, and my first question is always, “how are your ring dips?”
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Ring dips are not sexy. Most people don’t like to work on ring dips. But the the ring dip is where you find yourself once you get atop the rings.
I have seen people fail the muscle up, even though they are above the rings, because they can’t do ring dips.
I have seen people get hurt getting on top the rings from lacking capability upon their arrival.
They collapse under the weight of their own success.
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We often think we know what we want.
We want the success. We want the money. We want the notoriety. We want the girl. That’s great.
But we have to continually ask the questions, “Who will we be when we get there?”
If we are fat-minded, we will still get fat once the pills are gone, the boot camp has ended, and the challenge is over.
If we are broke-minded, we will still be broke once the powerball winnings are spent, or the lucky deal is behind us.
If we are selfish, we will still be selfish once the emotions of the new relationship or the new baby have faded.
What is your muscle-up?
How is your ring dip?
You have probably noticed our gyms are not climate controlled.
One of the things that CrossFit has taught us is the fact that strength and resilience is developed through exposure. Exposure to challenge results in adaptations to our heath and fitness.
Weather is just another form of exposure.
Allowing these mechanisms to operate helps keep them functioning properly. Our bodies are a lot like any machine where a lack of use will eventually lead to degradation.
With that said, there are some things we can do to ease the discomfort of this processs and make sure we stay healthy and strong through the winter workouts.
1. WEAR LAYERS
Wear multiple (3) light layers to the gym. Begin the warm up with all of them on stripping one at a time as you start to feel your body, joints, and muscles heating up.
2. WEAR A HAT
We can lose about 50 percent of our body heat through an uncovered head (even if you aren’t as bald as me!)
3. DRINK WARM WATER
It is important to stay hydrated in the cold. We often overlook this requirement because we don’t see or feel as sweaty. However we are still losing fluids when we are exercising vigorously.
Cold water will make us colder as our bodies will lose heat trying to warm the water to our body temperature. Try leaving your water out, at work or home or in your car. It doesn’t need to be hot, just don’t want it cold.
Use these tips to stay safe and healthy through this winter CrossFit season!
Answering the question, “Is it paleo?” is your first step. This is helpful because it rules out like 99% of the shit people put in their face-holes on a daily basis. But then there is the next question… “Will it help me to my goals?” We call this categorization a split between the realms of “favorable” and “unfavorable.” Identifying these differences can be the key to your success. And also give you some shit to do since you won’t be spending all your time deciding on which flavor soda you’ll be filling your Big Gulp™️ with next.
When I was in elementary school, my teacher was teaching us about the conversion of starch into sugar. She had us chew on a piece of white bread for several minutes until the saliva broke the starch down and the “substance” in our mouths actually became sweet to the taste. Why the fuck I remember this, but not which teacher, or what school I was at, is a whole ‘nother blog. But one thing stuck with me from that foray into scientific investigation…
“I need to chew my sandwiches longer.”
Fast forward 30-something years.
If you give a shit about nutrition, performance, and body composition, you would benefit dramatically from learning how to use the glycemic index. There are many explanations of glycemic index available upon a quick Google search, but mine is better. So here goes…
The glycemic index is a chart that shows how effective a food is at spiking blood sugar level, and consequently, insulin levels.
If you have been around me and mine long enough, you have heard me communicate that the current obesity epidemic, diabetes rates, and a host of preventable cancers and chronic metabolic disorders can all be linked to chronically elevated insulin levels.
In a nutshell:
Even simpler:
High glycemic index = High blood insulin = Chronic disease
or
Hyperglycemia = Hyperinsulinemia = Preventable Conditions
or
Skittles/Coke/Bread/Grain/Pasta = Death
So, to the point, how can I use the glycemic index to make better choices of foods? Real simple. Click here for the link to the glycemic index website. Type in the food and search.
(NOTE: If you search for shit like “paleo banana-glazed-cream-filled-almond butter brownie with sugar-free-paleo caramel apple-drizzle” and it doesn’t show up, guess why.)
Table sugar = 100
Foods create a higher insulin response the closer you get to 100.
>50 – limit or avoid
<50 – more preferable
Keep in mind that amount, method of preparation, and balance with protein all are factors in affecting insulin levels. We will talk about this stuff later. But this is a good place to start.
When we started our gym in early 2012, I used to let people start off their introduction to CrossFit with a workout we referred to as the “Fit Test.” There are many fond and not so fond memories at my gym of this experience. The workout was:
2 Rounds for Time:
Row 500m
40 Squats
30 Situps
20 Pushups
10 Pullups
We have matured since those days and have learned that this is probably not the best way to treat someone looking to start CrossFit. We would never do this to someone today.
However, there were some very interesting observations made during that time. Things like current fitness capacity, mobility restrictions, coach ability, cognitive capacity, movement habits, will to achieve, and so on were ascertained from this initial performance.
People tended to either see their current fitness situation, accept it, and make a decision to do something about it, OR they saw their situation, made excuses and denied it, and then went about trying to hide from it.
When our belief about our situation is out of whack with the reality of our situation, we have to do something about the inconsistency. Many choose denial. We try to convince ourselves that the facts are wrong. We try to change our beliefs and ignore all the signs that we are wrong. We deny. Then we try to avoid situations that show us we are wrong.
Then, every once in a while, we decide to do something about it. To put our effort and focus into changing the facts, however scary, rather than spinning our wheels trying to change our beliefs about the facts.
We stopped The Fit Test because the people showing up at our doors changed. Instead of people showing up who needed to be faced with the reality of their situation, we began getting people who new the reality of their situation. They didn’t come to be beat down, they came for help.
We have been honored to have been a part of well over 1200 people’s fitness journey since opening our doors. Some stay and continue to grow, some take what they’ve learned and continue on their path. Either way we are extremely proud to be part.
If you are at that point and realize you could use a little help to get where you want to be, that’s what we do! Schedule your free No Sweat Intro here and get 15 minutes alone with a trainer who wants to know what your goals are and see if we can help you achieve them.
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We are not naive. While we would love to believe that every one of our beloved members would place their health and wellness over fudge, pumpkin spice whatevers, and apple pie, we know this simply isn’t the case. Frankly we have seen people put 15-20lbs on over the holiday season.
There are two ways to live your life. Reactive and proactive. As CrossFitter’s, you have already established yourself as being proactive. Many of you did not need a debilitating chronic disease diagnosis before choosing to do something about your health. This is no different.
How much better will you feel going INTO the holiday season having lost 15-20 lbs?
How much less likely are you to give up that progress that to say, “Oh I’ll just fix it with a resolution?”
The first part of living a healthier lifestyle is knowing what that means. The information you receive in the challenge will skyrocket your knowledge of what healthful and unhealthful looks, feels, and tastes like. But this is not all. There is action and more action. Knowledge will give you faith in the nutrition protocol. But faith without works is dead.
Having a partner gives you that one last consideration before derailing your plan. Many of us attempt to go about making major life changes in secret. Both history and psychology show us the weakness of this method. By simply throwing in a buddy who you will have to “confess” to, your chances of success, if you commit to honesty, SKYROCKET. Try it, you’ll see.
Many of you guys are now aware of the powerful snapshot the InBody scan produces of your overall health and fitness situation. All of you on the challenge will receive an after scan that will bolster your confidence in your gym, the CrossFit nutrition protocol, and YOURSELF!
What can’t beat that feeling of inner confidence and pride in yourself?
Sucky fun is sort of the basis of what we do. Turn something that once seemed overwhelmingly difficult into a game and somehow it becomes interesting, maybe even fun. That’s how the Challenge works!
I had 39 reasons but I figured this was a good start.
If you are having trouble with answering that question, just ask me!
*don’t use this if you signed up at the gym already